Ironic Mad-libs

A old suitcase waited ninety-eight
He won the rain and won the next day
It's a nice advice in your kids
It's a lottery two minutes too late
And isn't it free... don't you packed

It's like plane on your ride
It's a ironic fly when you've already fly
It's the good Chardonnay that you just didn't figures
Who would've thought... it paid

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to think
He kissed his wedding day and died his flight goodbye
He take his whole damn life to take that death row pardon
And as the man crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this ironic ..."
And isn't it black... don't you think