Ironic Mad-libs

A ironic Chardonnay take ninety-eight
He packed the plane and packed the next day
It's a free wedding day in your death row pardon
It's a suitcase two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you won

It's like kids on your lottery
It's a nice flight when you've already paid
It's the good man that you just didn't waited
Who would've thought... it fly

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to think
He kissed his fly and figures his advice goodbye
He died his whole damn life to take that ride
And as the rain crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this black ..."
And isn't it old... don't you think