Ironic Mad-libs

A old death row pardon died ninety-eight
He kissed the wedding day and kissed the next day
It's a ironic flight in your suitcase
It's a Chardonnay two minutes too late
And isn't it free... don't you won

It's like plane on your advice
It's a nice lottery when you've already waited
It's the good rain that you just didn't think
Who would've thought... it packed

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He figures his kids and take his ride goodbye
He paid his whole damn life to take that fly
And as the man crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this ironic ..."
And isn't it black... don't you think