Ironic Mad-libs

A black advice died ninety-eight
He take the rain and take the next day
It's a old suitcase in your man
It's a kids two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you figures

It's like lottery on your plane
It's a free wedding day when you've already fly
It's the good ride that you just didn't paid
Who would've thought... it kissed

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to won
He think his death row pardon and packed his fly goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that Chardonnay
And as the flight crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice ..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think