Ironic Mad-libs

A free rain died ninety-eight
He figures the ride and figures the next day
It's a black death row pardon in your kids
It's a Chardonnay two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you waited

It's like fly on your flight
It's a ironic advice when you've already won
It's the good plane that you just didn't packed
Who would've thought... it take

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He paid his lottery and think his suitcase goodbye
He kissed his whole damn life to take that wedding day
And as the man crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this old ..."
And isn't it nice... don't you think